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A guy with two receptionists in the waiting room:

- You know there are more women than men in the world? It is the quantity we is quality.

Via Hatman .

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Heard a few years ago - but when it's nice, you keep - a street in Lausanne:

- I never understood why the houses are built right while all the streets are sloping here ...

Via Ludivine.