Directions For The Chicken Foot Dominoe

Heard a few years ago - but when it's nice, you keep - a street in Lausanne:

- I never understood why the houses are built right while all the streets are sloping here ...

Via Ludivine.

How Do You Make A Nerf Gun Cake

Some cartoonists trying to chat.

One comes with two packets of fags.

- Boulet ah, so cool, you've had the sperm!

Heard BD-wire and reported by Funambuline.

And for those who have not understood, it refers to warnings found on cigarette packets .